Our undercover reporter and photographer Dennis has the first photographs of the Peppers Peter Piper picked. According to reliable sources, the pepper container has been sealed and will be stored in an underground bunker deep in Carbrain. It is expected the peppers will remain active until at least 2525 if man is still alive (anyone remember those lyrics) and in that time they will be a natural source of heat sufficient to generate electricity for the whole of Scotland.
Bah! Who needs wind farms now, Alex?