Sea Day 2 – 21 July 2017

P1020514There’s not a lot you can say about a sea day.  There’s not much to see either.  To prove that, today’s PoD is of the sea.

Scamp had booked us for a wine tasting and it turned out to be a break from watching the waves.  It wasn’t at all serious, although there was a lot of info given out. 

The highlight of the day was seeing dolphins showing off beside the ship.  There’s no other description I can think of.  They were simply showing off.  Leaping out of the water and swimming upside down, then leaping out of the water upside down.  One of our cabin stewards, Sasha, came running out to see them, but she was too late.  They were off to entertain another ship, if they could find one.

Last dressing up night, and it was a dull affair.  Food was ok, but only just ok.  Food especially for two foodies has been a disappointment this year.

“This isn’t water, it’s a soda drink”, Dubrovnik – 20 July 2017

P1020479Today was Dubrovnik and we were going to walk the walls.  Temperature prediction 31c.

We had intended to get a taxi into town and then wander round old Dubrovnik, but there were no taxis to be seen at the berth.  Then one of the shop workers called us over and sold us two bus tickets into town.  This, he said, was the cheapest way to travel.  He was right.  We got to the bus stop an waited for the bus which turned up about 10 minutes later and it was packed.  With our usual aplomb we shoved our way on and enjoyed an experience similar to that of a sardine.  We did get to the gate of the old town and for a quarter of the taxi price.  We also got to meet a lot of locals … up close!

Scamp wanted to walk round the walls of the old town.  Before we did, we had to change some of our Pounds to Kuna and found favourable rates in the information centre.  Then while Scamp went to buy the tickets for the walls walk, I went to buy some water.  I was just paying for the water when a loud american woman butted in in front of me and uttered the immortal words that became the heading for today’s blog to the girl behind the counter  –   “This isn’t water, it’s a soda drink.” It was sparkling water.  Americans.  What can you do with them?  They don’t even recognise water when they see it.

With the tickets bought, we climbed up the stairs to the walls and joined the one way circuit round the walls.  They seemed to go on for miles and took us round past that bright blue sea on outside and the orange terracotta roof tiles of the houses on the inside.  The old town is an amazing place because people live in the houses and sometimes we passed their gardens and saw folk hanging out their washing, just living their lives inside what is effectively a museum.

Halfway round the walk just before we stopped for an expensive, but welcome beer I heard another american displaying his ignorance in public:

“The bridge was built by Sala, Sala, Sala, …” <repeat ad nauseum> “ …I can’t remember his name but we fought a lot of crusades against him in the 14th Century.”

I muttered underneath my breath “You’re american.  You didn’t fight any crusades, otherwise you’d have made umpteen movies about it.”  I don’t know what they teach americans in school.  It appears that they have their own version of world history where John Wayne rights all the world’s wrongs in the name of the great american people.  I think the word he was searching his brain cell for was ‘Saladin’

After the history lesson we took a rest in a wee cafe at one of the corners of the wall and had a beer each.  Like I said, they were a bit expensive, but it was a seller’s market and they were nicely cooled, as was the cafe itself.  Then it was onward an upward, then downward then upward again to the highest point of the walls where there was a fort to investigate if you had the breath and strength in your legs to carry you up.  We passed on that challenge and simply completed the walk.  It was hard work, but it was a great experience.  Saw some strange sights, like people working in their gardens while being watched, filmed and photographed by tourists.  Saw Asian girls happily posing on a wall with a precipitous drop to rocks and the sea below.  Saw young guys diving from rocks about 30m high, into the sea.  Marvelled at the ingenuity of the architects and builders of such a fortress.  If you ever go to Dubrovnik, you simply must walk the walls.

After that we needed some food, but we didn’t have much Kuna left and it’s the only currency that’s legal in Dubrovnik, so we had to choose our lunch carefully.  We finally settled on a wee quiet cafe down a side street where we had a salad each and shared a big bottle of sparkling water.  I simply had to put on my worst american accent and say “This isn’t water, it’s a soda drink.”

Got the bus back to the ship and caught some rays before going to our fancy dinner in Sirocco.  It was worth every penny.
Scamp had:
Amuse Bouche  – King Prawn
Starter  – Fruit Symphony
Main  – Lobster Thermadore
Lemon Sorbet with Champagne
Sweet  – Crepe Suzette

I had:
Amuse Bouche  – King Prawn
Starter  – Chicken Liver Pate
Main  – T Bone Steak done Medium Rare
Lemon Sorbet with Champagne
Sweet  – Strawberry Sabayon

All washed down with a bottle of Chianti Classico

Funniest part of the night was the Richard sitting at the table next to us.  Richard may not have been his name, but he looked a proper ‘Dick’ and spoke like one too.  I can’t begin to describe how he made my skin crawl, but he was simply obnoxious.  He was probably in his mid 20s, but he behaved like a little six year old spoilt brat.  When his partner said she was going to have the lobster he exclaimed loud enough for everyone in the room to hear “Ooh, you’re having the Lobster.  You’re very brave.”  Then later it was “My wife has apparently decided she doesn’t want any more wine.  All the more for me.”  Really, I am rarely lost for words, but I cannot properly describe this slug of a man.  I think he had quite a few insecurities and was totally lacking any social graces.  Best forgotten.

Tomorrow is a sea day, so not much chance to do any sketches and only a limited few photos.  Highlight of the day will be a wine tasting Scamp has booked us in for.

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A Scenography for Tourists, Split – 19 July 2017

19 JulyWe’d been looking forward to visiting Split, but were ultimately disappointed.

Split is a busy, very busy, transition point between road, rail and sea travel in Croatia.  We were berthed just along from the busy bus and train station and also from the ferry terminal.  My abiding memory was of the luggage safes that were all along the road.  Some were outside in the open air and some were housed behind little shop fronts.  Prices varied, but were mainly 5 euros for the first hour and 1.5 euros per hour after that to leave your luggage.  Like a giant left luggage locker.  They didn’t look all that secure to me, but lots of people, mainly teenager tourists seemed to trust their luggage to the folk who ran them.

We walked along the front following the map until we came to the Old Town.  Then we turned up the hill and followed the hundreds or thousands who were also thronging the streets.  Most of them seemed to be Game of Thrones fans and there were a lot of places catering for them.  It turned out that later when I was viewing Split in retrospect that a lot of GoT was filmed in the basement of the palace.  It’s there that Queen Something-unpronounceable keeps her dragons.  We didn’t see any dragons, just a few cats and dogs.

We walked on up the hill until we exited the old town.  Then we followed our noses down until we found signs for the Golden Gate.  No bridges JIC, just a golden gate.  It didn’t look too golden in the late morning light, just stone.  We gave Split one more chance to surprise and amaze us, but it didn’t happen, so we started the trek back to the ship.  We passed an impressive fountain, and lots of interesting alleyways, but nothing as impressive as we were expecting.  We also stopped for a beer at a WiFi cafe, thinking maybe Venice has spoiled us for architecture and scenery.

After lunch I went back in to get a sketch done.  I chose the Golden Gate as it was the one thing apart from the fountain that looked interesting enough to sketch. Scamp has not been sleeping very well since we came on board, so I bought her some lavender oil because that is supposed to help with sleep problems.  I’ve not posted any sketches recently.  I’m hoping to make up a special blog post the day after tomorrow when we have a sea day to fill with something other than sunbathing DV.

Scamp’s leg and hand are a lot better today, thankfully.  She has a livid bruise on her hip and her left knee is still a bit scabby, but like I said yesterday, it was her pride that took the biggest bump!

Dubrovnik tomorrow and Scamp wants to walk the walls!

Walk on the wild side, Zadar – 18 July 2017

The real 18 JulyAfter breakfast in Smash ‘n’ Grab (self-service buffet) we caught the bus to Zadar.  According to Destination Services, it is 7km from the ship to the drop off point in Zadar.  It felt more like 7 miles.  I’m glad we booked tickets on the bus.

I wanted to see and hear the Sea Organ.  It’s an ‘installation’ designed by a local architect called Nikola Basic (That’s the basic spelling of Basic.  There’s an acute and a little twirly thing ornamenting his name).  It is a set of pipes and whistles that produce random notes powered by waves pushing air through it.  I also wanted to see his Sun Salutation which has nothing to do with the yoga pose of the same name.  This one is a 22m diameter array of solar cells that capture and store the sun’s energy during the day and then use that energy to power a light show when darkness falls.  I realised that I wouldn’t be able to see the light show, but I wanted to see the setup.  The music of the Sea Organ was weird and quite unearthly.  the Sun Salutation looked like a 22m diameter piece of thick glass.

After having our ears assaulted by the Sea Organ I found I could get free WiFi and used it to upload the backlog of blogs.  Did I mention that it was hot?  It was only just after 10am and it was hot,VERY HOT.

We passed Mr Basic’s creations and wandered down the esplanade.  We found a wee market selling souvenirs and assorted tat.  Through that there was a area of grass with what at first looked like gravestones.  On closer inspection we found they were the recovered ruins of Roman columns an panels.  Mini-me set up a photo of Shug and Tam on the top of one of them.  Also on display on the top of another one was a pair of Crocs.  They might have been of Roman origin or perhaps from an earlier time.

While I was wandering around and attempting to supervise Mini-me, Scamp was off exploring the cathedral.  She came back saying we could climb the bell tower.  Another one!  St Mark’s square yesterday wasn’t enough.  She had to climb Zadar Cathedral bell tower.  We paid our money 15kn each and started up the first stair which was very narrow and the treads were made of marble that had been polished and hollowed by many feet before ours.  The tight little marble stair led up to the first floor landing which contained copies of architectural drawings of the tower and a potted history.  We pretended to read it, but really we were just getting our breath back.  Upward to the next floors was by way of a concrete spiral stairway and finally to an old steel spiral stair that took us to the outside viewing gallery.  On the way up we passed the massive bells, but unlike those in St Mark’s campanile, these ones were not neutered and we’d heard them on our way up.  I think we were both glad when we reached the viewing gallery, a floor above the bells, before the clangers clanged.  The view was not so astounding as that from St Mark’s, but there was only a concrete wall between us and oblivion.  No anti-suicide steel mesh to tear through, just up and over and you’ll believe a man can fly … for the five or so seconds it would take to reach the ground.  Putting such thoughts behind us, we set to and got some serious photography done before we had to make the equally exhausting descent.

We walked down the main street and found a side street that lead to an archway  through the old city walls.  Took some photos and then went for a coffee in a corner cafe.  Coffee was good and reviving.  Then we walked further down the main street past a Chagall exhibition and on to a wee town square planted with plane trees.  While I sketched the buildings in the square, Scamp went on an expedition to a wee park.  I was almost finished and was beginning to wonder where she’d got to when she appeared looking sheepish and with a plaster on her knee, another on her hand and with a bit patch of blood on her skirt.  “I’m all right” she said and told me how she had been taking photos in the park when a tree stump sneaked up behind her and tripped her up.  Luckily some kind folk saw the incident and shooed the tree stump away, cleaned her up and said “There, there”.  At least, that was the gist of her story.  She’d been concentrating so much on taking photos, she’d forgotten about the tree stump behind her and fell over it.  There was a fair bit of blood on her skirt, but it had come from a cut on her hand.  There were two people nearby who dressed the wounds and made sure she was ok.  We went looking for them, but couldn’t find them.  Nice to know that there are decent people around to help an injured Scamp.

We walked through the wee park and sat with a beer for me and some sparkling water for the injured soldier.  We used the ice from the sparkling water to reduce the swelling that was starting to form on her knee.  When she felt better, we walked through the city walls by another gate and found the stop for the Wee Train.  Scamp loves Wee Trains, so we boarded it and went for a tour round the old town of Zadar.  When the ride was over, we went and picked up the shuttle bus to take us back to the ship.

While Scamp soaked up some rays on the top deck, I dumped my photos and started writing this.  Tonight we went to Smash ‘n’ Grab for dinner and then danced to Strum Jam until some ridiculous game show started.  Nonsense for the masses.

After examining Scamps injuries tonight, it looks like her pride took the majority of the impact of the fall with the cuts and grazes as fairly secondary wounds.  She even managed to dance tonight when we got back to the ship.  I think the ice cream we had on the way back to the bus helped repair the damage.

Tomorrow we go to Split, also in Croatia.

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The auld alliance, Venice – 17 July 2017

18 JulyToday was Venice. That meant an early start to watch the sail in. It was almost as good as it was two years ago. Then we had a running commentary. This time we had nothing. I’m getting used to ‘nothing’ with Thomson. Cheap and nasty.   However, Venice is always a great port to visit.  Multinational, multicultural and a great place to get wedding photos taken if you’re from China, Japan or Korea, apparently.

We got the ‘cooncil’ water taxi from just along from the ship to St Mark’s Square for half the price that Thomson were asking.  Walked into the square and were amazed by the crowds.  Just as amazed as we were the last time, and the time before that.  The queue was starting to build for the Doge’s Palace, but Scamp noticed that there was virtually no queue to get to the top of the Campanile (bell tower).  We’d never been up it before, so today it seemed the thing to do.

First Surprise.  You access the top of the bell tower by lift, not stairs.  I’m guessing it’s possible to climb to the top if you are of that frame of mind, but we were happy to just let the lift take the strain.  The lift was really smooth going up and the view from the top was amazing.  It’s not really the top, it’s the viewing gallery at the top of the square tower,  There is a tight little spiral staircase in a wrought iron cage that probably goes right up past the bells and into the pyramidal space at the very top, but unfortunately, the gate to the staircase was locked so we couldn’t go up.  That’s our excuse and we’re sticking to it.  As you can imagine, we both took lots of photos of Venice from the top of the Campanile.  Well, more photos of Venetian roofs than of Venice itself, but it was a great sight with views to the north, south, east and west.
Second Surprise.  The Bell Tower’s bells are there and intact.  All greased and ready for action.  I became a bit nervous as the big hand on my watch crept towards the 12, but it passed without a bell being struck.  Scamp guessed that the bells don’t ring because of H&S.  Too many people would be suing the city for bell induced deafness if they rang out in that confined space.
All too soon it was time to go back down to earth.  The lift was just as swift going down as it was going up, although Scamp noticed that the lift operator looked as if he was offering up a prayer!  Maybe he was just hoping time would pass quickly until his lunch.
Remember I mentioned the Oriental Weddings?  When we got out of the lift there was a bride and groom getting in.  Bride all decked out in her white wedding dress and groom in tails.  What a strange place to get your wedding photos done, in a bell tower.

With our unexpected visit past, I tried a sketch of the Campanile, but if you sit anywhere in the square, you’re expected to pay an exorbitant fee, so I had to stand and I couldn’t get the perspective right, so I scrapped it and decided to try again when we came back.  Scamp was on a mission to find a special cafe that sold Cannoli which are little pastry tubes filled with cream.  We’d had them the last time we were there and Scamp was sure she could find the cafe.  Like a bloodhound on the scent, she led us almost straight to the shop!  Amazing!  It was beside the Grand Canal, just down from the Rialto bridge.  We both had Cannoli and cappuccino.  A bloke sitting in the cafe looked over longingly and rubbed his belly and raised his eyebrows in a question.  I smiled and just nodded.

From the cafe we crossed the Rialto and followed our noses for a while.  I was half looking for an art shop I’d been to the last time we were in Venice and I was hoping to get another sketch book there.  Not that I really needed a sketch book, it was more the idea than anything.  We didn’t find it, but we did find a square with a Leonardo exhibition.  I wasn’t really interested in going in, but I spotted another campanile near by and managed a reasonable sketch of it.  The sun was hot, but I found some shade under a tree to get the sketch done.  However, I thought it was time we were heading back.  On the way back we passed a wee pizza shop and, after some arguing about whether we should stop or go on, sat ourselves down at the only free table, ordered a pizza each and a carafe of red wine.  I don’t know who spoke first, the bloke sitting next to me or me, but when I turned round, I realised that here was the man from the Cannoli cafe.  I tried to explain and suddenly the penny dropped with him too.  “Oh yes, the little pastry!”.  It turned out he was French (Note capitalization = Nice Couple.  We had earlier had a short conversation with a nice, quietly spoken American [same capitalization rule applies]).  It turned out they were French but had a son who lived and worked in Glasgow “Good beer!  Good whisky – Not Johnny Walker.”  Our conversation was a bit stilted.  He had little english and I had no French, but we got by.  He asked what about Brexit and I told him I wasn’t in favour.  Should Scotland break from england?  Oh yes, we were both in agreement with that. Finally it was time for them to leave so we shook hands and Scamp offered “Bon Chance”.  A reaffirming of the Auld Alliance.

With the bill paid and a chance encounter under our belt, we headed back to St Mark’s and only had about 5mins to wait for the water taxi back to the boat.  Got there and we both went for a snooze ready for the sailaway to begin at 6pm.  Oh, the entertainment officer was almost wetting his pants with excitement, it was going to be a wonderful sailaway, one we’d remember for ever.  Six o’clock came and went and still we were firmly connected to Venice by our pedestrian access umbilical.  Also, there was no sign of the port workers who would undo the great ropes tying the ship to the bollards. Half past six and we were still waiting.  Finally after sitting in the hot sun for forty five minutes without any message from the captain or anyone else, one bloke with a black bag appeared sauntering on board and the umbilical was removed, the port staff arrived and departure began. Thomson, you need to start a conversation with your passengers.  You need to explain what’s going on, even if it’s bad news.  Thomson, you’re going the same way as P&O.  You have your ‘fanboys’, but thinking passengers like us will just take our money elsewhere.

Dinner tonight was in Smash ‘n’ Grab again.  It was Curry Night and it was lovely again.  Smash ‘n’ Grab might be a bit antisocial, but the food is better than in the waiter service restaurant IMO.  Danced to a couple of songs by Strumjam, then coffee and ‘white tea’ before bed.

Zadar tomorrow.

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Churches and Sex Shops, Pula – 16 July 2017

17 julyHad to get the tender ashore today.  Thankfully this is the only port that needs it.  The journey out to Pula from our anchorage was fine, but it was the apprentice who was driving coming back and he gave the gangway a helluva whack that shook the teeth of some of the older passengers!

Pula is a nice little place with quite a few beautiful churches and a Roman amphitheatre right slap bang in the middle of town.  We wandered round it and took some photos trying to avoid the TV lights and massive screen set up for the annual film festival.  Apparently there is an amazing light show on the cranes by the docks, but we will be long gone by then.

My abiding memory of Pula will be the amphitheatre the churches and the sex shops.  Unfortunately (or fortunately) it being Sunday all the shops, sex and otherwise were closed.  Later some of them opened , but we didn’t go back to explore the less savoury ones.

We walked through the old town and just under an archway which dates from somewhere in the BC region, possibly when dinosaurs ruled the earth, we had some very nice beer.  Most welcome because it was hot.

Got the tender back to the ship and passes some strange buildings on an island connected to the mainland by a low lying causeway.  They looked like they had been barracks but were now very dilapidated and well graffiti’d.  On the other side were other industrial and defence looking buildings and what looked like watchtower in among the trees.  Quite strange and possibly a throwback from the war in the ‘80s.

Dinner was in Smash ‘n’ Grab tonight and it was much better than we anticipated, just as long as you don’t go daft and pile your plate up too much.  At least you can see what you’re being offered rather than some fancy named dish that turns out to be boggin’.

Venice tomorrow.

A German Soldier’s Helmet, Koper – 15 July 2017

15 JulyI was up at just before 6am and out to take some photos of our arrival into Koper.  It was a lovely sunny morning and with a few shots in the bag, I took a coffee and a ‘white tea’ back for Scamp.  Our day in Koper had begun.

We walked across the road and got even more photos from the top of the stairs that take you up to the town.  Of course we could have taken the elevator , but then we’d have cheated and we also wouldn’t have seen the remarkable reflections in its mirror glass casing.  Scamp got up to high jinks, climbing up on the stone seating to get some shots of our ship.  We walked on through the market square and were impressed by the church and bell tower that dominated the space.  Did a quick sketch of just the lower part of the bell tower and the side of the church. From there we wandered through the archway into the old town.  Lots of little alleyways to explore and photograph.

Further on we came to the water again, at the other side of the old town of Koper and found a flea market that sold all sorts and ages of military ‘antique’ hardware.  Bayonets, machine gun magazines (empty) and helmets.  Every kind of helmet known to man (or woman).  German helmets, American helmets, a few British helmets, even fire fighters helmets and what looked like cavalry helmets!  Rusted, polished, repainted, and some that were just about holding together.  I’m guessing some of them, a very few were the real, genuine article, but most were fakes of one kind or another.  As well as all the military rubbish there were tea sets, teddies, toys, tapestries and telephones (the wind up kind).  Basically, anything and everything you could imagine and a few things that you wouldn’t, like a boat propeller made into a lamp!

When we’d had our fill of the flea market, we crossed the road to a park and watched two clowns, one on stilts entertaining kids with juggling and balloon modelling.  Great fun, even though we hadn’t a clue what was being said, the enjoyment that they were providing was obvious. We passed a ball shaped fountain and a tunnel framework providing cool misting spray. Found a fruit and fish market and had to have a look.  Such a selection.

We walked back and had a beer in an old courtyard then listened to a bloke with a guitar doing a very good rendition of ‘Comfortably Numb’ by Pink Floyd.  Had to give him a couple of Euros for that. On the way back, I begged 30mins to sketch the old church again.  This one is a bit neat and tidy, because it was done in pencil first then inked in.  I’m not sure I like the ability to change things, but I wish I could have changed the clock face to make it look like it really was, not black.  I was sitting close to a German couple’s bikes and they seemed a bit twitchy thinking I might nick them.  I wouldn’t have, but I might have nicked their trip computer! We walked back to the ship.

About 5pm we went back for another walk, because it was a late sail away again.  Found that where the flea market had been there was now a free concert being set up with loads of food stalls.  Must be to celebrate Glasgow Fair which is this weekend.  Had a lovely, but expensive G&T in a posh bar in the market square and went for what must the the worst dinner in our cruising history.  The company was good, but the food was exceptionally bad.  Not nasty bad, just couldn’t care less bad.  Now, we admit we are foodies, but I wouldn’t have served food like this at home.

Went on deck and watched the comings and goings round the streets.  Across the road was a carpark and it was full, but at least a dozen cars tried at different times and in different combinations to find a space.  Some employed clever tactics to wait for a space, some were just stupid.  Some made it.  Most didn’t and went to try their luck elsewhere.  It was an entertainment.

Funniest thing of the day was the story the obnoxious Australian bloke told at breakfast about how Nicola Sturgeon earned her nickname of Gnasher.  I won’t repeat it in mixed company – he did!  He even told it in front of his mum! I certainly wouldn’t write it down, for fear of being sued, but I’ll never see Nick the Chick in the same light again!

Pula Tomorrow.

All At Sea

P1010698Today was a sea day.  Nothing much happens on a sea day.  Sometimes there are interesting talks to go to or hobby classes, but generally it’s a smash ‘n’ grab to get a sunbed.  Today was much like all the rest.

Sunbeds were all taken early on the sunny side of the ship and there were very few on the shady side too.  We finally found a couple together with a bit of a view out to sea.  The were a couple sitting next to us, but they folded down their sunbed and headed off for elevenses.  They were hardly gone 30 minutes when some pompous wee bastard and his girlfriend came along shouting the odds about the sunbeds having been left unattended for over two hours and then headed off to see the captain, or possibly the owner of Thomson to have the beds cleared so he could have them.  I think he heard the comment “Dickhead” coming from a Scottish person nearby  I tried to make sure it was loud enough to sink into his thick english skull.  He came back with a waiter, apparently neither the captain or Mr Thomson were available to listen to his rant and proceeded to turf the towels and books from the bed.  The Scottish person changed his estimation to “Dobber”.  We headed for an early lunch, but before we went, I photographed our beds with my phone to make sure they weren’t tampered with and the evidence of our departure time would be the date stamped photo.  When we got back, another couple had replaced Mr D and friend.  The woman claimed to be his mother.  Why anyone would lay claim to that, I do not know.  Don’t know what the masquerade was about.

P1010710The rest of the day was a joyous whirl of eating snoozing and blog writing.  Too soon it was time for the Captain’s Reception and Gala Dinner (in Capitals).  It was a dressed up do.  Kilt, black tie, knee length sox, brogues etc.  Scamp too was in her posh dress.  We had to wait in three queues for photos before we got to the captain, had two photos taken with him, then another photo of just us, before we got to go for the reception.  The captain’s speech was very good.  Funny and concise which makes it the shortest and best one we’ve ever been to.  Dinner was nothing very special.

Afterwards we danced a couple of times to a singing group and watched the cheesiest, slimiest, probably drunkest dancer ever. I’m sure he left a slimy trail behind him!  I have a video.  We finished off the night ‘bad dad dancing’.  I do NOT have a video.

Late, late to bed, too late.  Koper tomorrow.  Hope the weather is better than today.  It was a bit dull after a good morning.

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I didn’t know this time existed – 13 July 2017

13 July v4It was 2.30am when the alarm sounded and the day had begun.  Up and out with nothing but half a cup of tea in me.  Drove to the airport along an almost deserted motorway.  Bus from the long stay to the airport proper.  Booked in security checked and sitting at breakfast in Frankie & Benny’s just before 5am.  Only one small problem at security when they wanted to inspect my black box of wires, connectors and assorted cables.  However the poor girl got a shock when she opened the bag and smelled my almost freshly ground coffee which was leaking from the lock ‘n’ lock tub.  That put a smile on her face.  It always does.  Flight was inconsequential but apparently the landing was a bit bumpy.  I didn’t think it was anything out of the ordinary.  Besides, we had been warned that it might be an uncomfortable approach because of gusty winds.

Transfer to the ship from the airport was organized and quick with a half hour drive along the coast to Dubrovnik.  The ship is quite small, compared with others we’ve been on, but it has all we’ll need.  I was disappointed with the cabin, but in a way, it was what I expected from the deck plan.  Ramsay (bastard) Travel assured us it was an unrestricted view.  Unrestricted if you can ignore the chest high metal barrier three metres in front of the window and the door that cuts off our view forward.  I grumped about it all afternoon yesterday and I apologise for that now, Scamp.

After the grumping session, we went for a quick lunch in the Thomson version of ‘Smash ‘n’ Grab’, we went for a short walk into town.  We decided that we didn’t have time to go as far as the Old Town today and that when we return in a week’s time we’ll be sensible and get a taxi DV.  Walked for about an hour and then dropped into a bar for a beer.  Scamp must have been thirsty because she polished off a full pint of lager.  Cost us 50 Kuna which is about £6.50 so not bad at all.  I think we both needed a drink because the sun was shining from a clear blue sky and the temperature was 30 degrees  Walked back to the ship and found the wee market on the quayside where Scamp got a dress two years ago.

IMG_4092-2When we got back I began today’s SoD which is of an impressive road bridge across a wide estuary just outside the port.  It was a second attempt, but it turned out looking like the bridge.  I was satisfied.  More strange looks for a bit of Urban Sketching!

After the sketch was completed, it was time for the lifeboat drill.  It was the usual pantomime, but the most realistic we’ve been to with names and room numbers being checked off.  Our staff member was quite strict and officious pushing and prodding us until we were all in exactly the proscribed positions.

The drill passed and everyone walking around like Lego Men, it was time to put the lifejackets away and get ready for dinner.  Dinner was not as good as some we’ve had, and for the first time on a cruise we had to pay for a steak.  I didn’t.  Company at the table was ok, but one woman was amazed that I didn’t like Elvis! 

Went to the show which was ‘Motown’.  It was ok, but a bit too long.  Then it was a walk along the deck to see the sail away.  Strange having a sail away in the dark.  Went to watch the ‘Sailaway Party’ which seemed to be a lot of embarrassing ‘dad dancing’ before we went to bed. 

Day at sea tomorrow.  Time to relax.

The Glorious Twelfth – 12 July 2017

The weather was glorious today. Better than the forecast had promised. Now, I don’t often say that!

Scamp was out early to get her eyebrows done. I had intended getting mine done, but feared I’d be told “Hopeless cases not accepted.” When she came back we dithered about for a while before deciding that we’d go out for lunch. Somewhere nice, was Scamp’s request. She’d thought about going to South Queensferry, but I don’t think either of us fancied the long drive, so we settled for a slightly shorter drive to The Stables, just outside Kirkintilloch. The food is usually good and there’s also a pleasant wee walk along the canal. The Stables won.

Got parked easily and followed the path on to the towpath and along towards Bishopbriggs. Walked for about a mile or so and then came back the same way, avoiding cyclists be-helmeted and the others who live dangerously. They’re the ones who are immortal (so far).

Lunch for Scamp was her usual Fish ’n’ Chips and mine was Southern fried chicken on the bone. Both were deemed decent enough food. Scamp had a glass of wine and I had a Becks Blue. The first mouthful of the ‘beer’ was ok, but after that I sensed a chemical tinge to it that I didn’t like. However, you could almost convince yourself that you were drinking beer.

Came home and Scamp went to cut the grass while I almost managed a snooze.

Salsa tonight was a great laugh. With even numbers it was inevitable that we’d be doing rueda moves, and so it was. Great fun was had by all.

Today’s PoD is of a piece of artwork on the side of a barge on the canal. Saw this and thought of you Hazy!

Deteriorating weather conditions tomorrow, but at least we had a scorcher today. Scamp even had her sun cream on!